She can't see without her glasses.
I talked with a friend about how cursive isn’t taught in Indiana schools anymore. He thought it was a travesty UNTIL…he tried to figure out a capital cursive Q. Once I showed him what it was, he decided that cursive was stupid. I agree. Keep a Q a Q and a 2 a 2; and keep cursive out of our schools.
My roommate decided to take a stab at MS Paint, after being inspired by my past work (and apparently just Maggie in general). I think she also did this to get me back into the swing of things. I can’t believe it’s been almost 4 months since my last MS Paint drawing. I say screw the youth…It’s time to MS Paint my life away!
PANDA BUSTERS!
My friend John despises pandas. After considering his argument, I have to say that I concur wholeheartedly. Here’s an excerpt from Mr. Hursh:
“Pandas are ridiculous and if we let evolution take its course, they would be extinct, probably in a matter of months. The panda, despite its long history in China, has not figured out to eat anything other than bamboo. Bamboo has no nutritional value. It is like eating only celery. So, pandas eat bamboo ALL day and still have no energy. Then, since some humans find those overgrown raccoons cute, they are locked away in zoos so that they can procreate, except since they only eat f***ing bamboo, they have no energy to take care of their reproductive business. Even when they are fed fortified bamboo, it still takes months or years to conceive a baby panda. If an animal can barely reproduce when it is kept away from all predators and given a gourmet food source, I question the value of said animal. What a terrible use of tax dollars. Think how many more awesome animals zoos could have without worrying about the bloated panda budget. Finally, pandas are mistaken for bears. Bears are awesome. They eat everything and are basically unstoppable. Yet somehow, the good name of bears are besmirched by the mistaken phrase panda bear. Outrageous.”
One summer, we discovered the biggest tick ever on our dog. After my mom pulled it off of the dog, she decided to turn it over to my brothers and me. We decided the most appropriate thing to do was to take turns trying to pop the tick. So, we jumped and jumped until the tick exploded with blood. Surprisingly, it took about 6 jumps before it finally burst. Thick skin! That thing was loaded. Good ol’ midwestern fun.
Here’s a little background information about the game-changing program, MS Paint. The creators were visionaries, revolutionaries, dare I say, ahead of their time. What an affinity I hold for the developers of MS Paint and their masterpiece, for it allows me to create my own little masterpieces.
Sir Charles. The Round Mound of Rebound. My favorite bballer.
Our generation’s “Alamo.”
I don’t fully understand how Bethenny was selected for RHONYC, but I’m not going to ask for fear that she will verbally accost me…and maybe punch me…and then I’ll love her even more. Team Bethenny all the way!
After living in Bloomington for 7 years, I moved away. And I cried.
